Let me be the 1st to say DAMN HAMSTERS !!!! Okay this story is a oldie but a goodie & totally worth the read... BTW: I had someone ask me today "why havn't you blogged recently" so here it goes !!!!
It was April (easter) of 2009... We had gotten rid of our dog Louie & the kids were dying for a pet.. I the NON-petowner that I am decided that hamsters would be a great Easter gift.. We got the kids (to share) 2 hamsters that they named Marissa & Ginger.. They were these tiny little dwarf hamsters & the kids loved them... They did great with them for oh I'd say about 3 months then the newness wore off & it was up to me to handle the damn things..
So now remember we got Ginger & Marissa in APRIL.. Sha (my cuz from WA) came to visit in August with the boys, Gabe & Noah.. Sha & the boys were departing from there 2 week stay here in IA & Walker had just left on a fishing trip to Canada w/ my dad... So i was doing my weekly cleaning (more like monthly if we are being truthful here) of the damn hamster cage & I couldn't find 1 of the hamsters. I lifted up the little house & low & behold there was Marissa w/ 7 newborn damn baby hamsters.. I screamed at the top of my lungs & the kids (mack & mays) came running... They instantly freaked out & were ecstatic... I immediately called Pet-Co & asked to speak w/ a "Hamster Expert" the woman kind of chuckled at me (because yes, I said hamster expert, i'm a idiot) and said hold please... They advised me to remove the male from the cage & so out the door we went... By the time I had gotten home only about 45 minutes from the time I discovered the baby hamsters & my bringing home a new cage for the "male" hamster had elapsed !!! REMEMBER ONLY 45 MINUTES... So we removed the male hamster, which by the way was later named WOODY (totally appropriate) & we went on with our weeks..
Not knowing what to do w/ these hamsters I just let time go on... Well about 3 weeks after the damn babies were born we discovered that Ginger had eaten about 4 of the them... Kids didn't freak out cuz i had told them that sometimes if the mother feels that they are sick she will do that etc..... Well it happened... So the next day I am peering into the cage & low and behold WE HAD 7 MORE DAMN BABY HAMSTERS.... I didn't scream this time but started swearing at WOODY & that he was a NAUGHTY boy hamster & horney !!!!
So Woody had to have mounted Ginger with in minutes of giving birth to the now "teenage" hamsters to get her knocked up AGAIN... So at this time I now had about 13 damn hamsters in this house at 1 time...
I went to work that night & I was retelling my story & my dear friend Mo says, ya know what to do right??? I said no.. She said kill-em... of course being the non-pet owner/like that I am I still couldn't... My dear friend Mo says well I'll come on over & take care of it for you this evening... I said THANK-YOU THANK-YOU THANK-YOU... So she came over, I got her a walmart bag & she took every sigle baby hamster we had... Teenagers & newborns alike... I didn't ask her for a few weeks what she actually did with them & I won't say what she did with them on here eaither but let's just say she was very "matter of fact" with what she did... :) I love you MO !!!
Next morning: Kids: MOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM....
Me: WHAAAAAAAATT ???? (this is in the am so I am a little crabby)
Kids: WHERE ARE THE BABIES...
ME: Well remember kids, if the babies are sick the mom eats them...
Kids: OHHH poor things, they must have been really sick for the mom to eat every single one of them plus the teenagers....
ME: WHEEEW .....
March 2010.... Beautiful spring day ... Our pet crayfish, Camo, had passed on & I figured it was a nice day for the hamsters (Ginger & Woody) to be set free cuz by this time there was NOOOO interest whatsoever in these little puffballs except by me cleaning there NASTY cages... So I took each cage out & decided that they would make perfect OWL food & set them free in the woods behind our house...
So folks, that is my DAMN HAMSTER story.. Now some of you might judge me for this story but I don't really care or I wouldn't have shared it & no offense but I do find humor in it.. They are rodents & that is that....
BUT, I am looking forward to telling the kids this story when they are older.. BTW.. They didn't even realize for 2 weeks that the hamsters were gone & then I lied & said they died...
THE END ... :)